Thursday, March 16, 2006

Never Trust A Guy Named Molehead


Palm Beach Post reporter Rochelle E.B. Gilken reminds us why we should all wish to be put on the Belle Glade beat. I mean where else would a mayoral candidate get arrested for trying to keep some hothead named "Molehead" from harassing his daughter? On election night, no less. It's a real place for real people and today Gilken did a wonderful job telling us about it.

In the Can
Malcolm English is back and this time he's calling B.S. on the Pulp's own turf. Here's what he, or perhaps she, says:

"You seem to get a great deal of pleasure reporting the gaffes by South Florida's major daily newspapers. Well, here's one a little closer to home. This missive was part of your New Times' "Tailpipe" column. (It's an unsigned "news" column, but that's an issue for the media ethicists to debate.)

New Times writes: 'Yes, except that at 12:30 p.m. on February 26, 2006, another woman was raped at FAU, the circumstances of the assault suspiciously similar to the first. This time the crime alert was emailed to the student body two days after the fact.'

Trouble is, Mr. Norman, there WAS NO RAPE. The cops declared it a hoax and knew it was such from the beginning. This is the exact kind of mistake that you chide the dailies for making, yet New Times--which doesn't even have the strain of daily deadlines -- can't get it right. It will be interesting to see if you have the guts to post this on The Daily Pulp. To not post it would be hypocritical."

So there it is: Proof that I'm no hypocrite. As for the newspaper, it posted an update to Tailpipe today on the Internet. To wit:

"As New Times went to press Tuesday, Tailpipe learned of a breaking development in the FAU rape case: According to an e-mail from FAU President Brogan, sent at 5:30 p.m., the February 26 rape never happened. 'It became clear to the investigators that the reported sexual assault never occurred,' Brogan noted.

The Palm Beach Post reported that the alleged victim of the rape admitted to police that the intercourse was consensual, FAU Chief of Police Will Ferrell said."

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Our New Leader
Daunte Culpepper hasn't even padded up yet for the Dolphins, but he's already doing the Miami double-talking two-step. He did nothing wrong and, for that, he is sorry.

An Error For The Books
Sorry I'm so late with this, since it ran on Sunday, but I haven't found the space for it until now and I'm betting most of your Broward and Miami-Dade folk haven't seen it. It's an explanation of a really strange Palm Beach Post error and correction over the headline, "Colleagues joshed while chief lay dying." Well, Martin County fire battalion chief Charles "Chip" O'Hara's friends and co-workers weren't really joking around while he was succumbing to injuries from a boating accident. At least the newspaper now says they weren't. With such a horrendous error, I'm with the reader on this one. It's not enough to say you're wrong. How the hell did it happen?

9 Comments:

Blogger Florida Pulp said...

One addendum to that Tailpipe thing with Malcolm English: Tailpipe isn't unsigned. Managing Editor Edmund Newton has his name on it. It's true that he doesn't write all the items, but it's not like there's no accountability there.

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First off, a big welcome to Miami for Daunte -- despite the shredded knee and inconsistency, I'll take Culpepper over either Frerotte or Rosenfels.

And as for the apology, I don't know why Daunte even bothered. Unlike those Jesus freaks, nosy neighbors, crybaby boat captains and obviously jealous media types up near Lake Minnetonka, we here in South Florida applaud the sort of behavior D.C. and company showed on their boating expedition. For us, this is par for the course. A way of life.

I mean, Sweet Jesus, just imagine the sort of Caligula-esque antics a guy like Culpepper can pull off in a place like South Beach!

I can't hardly wait.
OK,
D.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Florida Pulp said...

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6:15 PM  
Blogger Florida Pulp said...

Okay, so Gonzaga is in a fight for its life with a few minutes left and UNC-Wil and GW are in a huge back and forth battle that's about to go to the wire and CBS is showing ... Air Force and Illinois in the first half. It's like nobody's steering this damn ship.

6:52 PM  
Blogger cayo conch said...

How about some major props to Curtis Morgan and the Miami Herald for crediting Jim Defede -- Jim Defede! -- on originally reporting the rockpit water contamination story?

7:48 AM  
Blogger Florida Pulp said...

Yeah, it would have been even cooler if the all the act of magnanimity didn't involve a plug for the Herald's news partner, Channel 4.

Here's the link: http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/health/14118890.htm

8:20 AM  
Blogger cayo conch said...

True, but they could have JUST credited WFOR, and claimed they were doing the right thing. I think they went over and above here.

8:23 AM  
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